Bumtarfas is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish unicorn.

Bumtarfas created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumtarfas, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumtarfas, he will manifest in front of you.

Bumtarfas' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bumtarfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Bumtarfas in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never wear ear rings.