Mittof is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tranquil centaur.

Mittof created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mittof, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mittof, she will not care.

Mittof's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mittof's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not take Mittof's name in vain.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to manatees while wearing mauve shoes.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Never talk about galaxies.