Xemfut is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, flying wolf.

Xemfut created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemfut, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xemfut, he will not invite you to parties.

Xemfut's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Xemfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Do not keep six monkeys in a large pit.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.