Zedbanbun is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered hedgehog.

Zedbanbun created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Zedbanbun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zedbanbun, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zedbanbun's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Zedbanbun's Holy Commandments

1. Zedbanbun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Zedbanbun.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.