Kadhogpog Sanquamren is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sapient ferret.

Kadhogpog Sanquamren created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadhogpog Sanquamren, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadhogpog Sanquamren, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Kadhogpog Sanquamren's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kadhogpog Sanquamren's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kadhogpog Sanquamren.

2. Never write about planets.

3. You must love Kadhogpog Sanquamren.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.