Donhudmin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, smart hydra.

Donhudmin created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donhudmin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Donhudmin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Donhudmin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Donhudmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never jump in the presence of turtles.