Ladsidgat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fast bear.

Ladsidgat created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Ladsidgat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ladsidgat, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ladsidgat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ladsidgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Ladsidgat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ladsidgat.