Volgat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless snake.

Volgat created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volgat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Volgat, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Volgat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Volgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Volgat's priests.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Volgat must be the most important thing in your life.