Tabpopdot is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthinking dove.

Tabpopdot created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tabpopdot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tabpopdot, he will strike you with lightening.

Tabpopdot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tabpopdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect three nickel sculptures of Tabpopdot on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always wear cyan.