Tonkrotzanrow is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, weak wasp.

Tonkrotzanrow created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkrotzanrow, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tonkrotzanrow, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tonkrotzanrow's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tonkrotzanrow's Holy Commandments

1. Tonkrotzanrow must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not take Tonkrotzanrow's name in vain.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonkrotzanrow.