Yimcubwot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful rat.

Yimcubwot created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcubwot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimcubwot, she will turn you into a goat.

Yimcubwot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yimcubwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the east.