Cisszaglam is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy lizard.

Cisszaglam created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisszaglam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cisszaglam, she will not invite you to parties.

Cisszaglam's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cisszaglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near mice while wearing white scarves and balancing three silver spheres on your hands.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.