Likwapbag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered shark.

Likwapbag created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likwapbag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Likwapbag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Likwapbag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Likwapbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to sheep while wearing mauve skirts.