Dobrenmid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented rhinoceros.

Dobrenmid created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobrenmid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dobrenmid, she will not care at all.

Dobrenmid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dobrenmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never feed lots of cucumbers to shrews while wearing magenta kilts.

4. Never feed bread to horses while wearing shorts.

5. Never play with disobedient children.