Yattwigril is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak guinea pig.

Yattwigril created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Yattwigril, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yattwigril, he will not invite you to parties.

Yattwigril's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yattwigril's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Always help ants.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Do not commit murder.