Kenlidgun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless raccoon.

Kenlidgun created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenlidgun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kenlidgun, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kenlidgun's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kenlidgun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Kenlidgun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Kenlidgun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about comets.