Flabsigguplidnabrigfed is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent butterfly.

Flabsigguplidnabrigfed created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabsigguplidnabrigfed, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabsigguplidnabrigfed, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flabsigguplidnabrigfed's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Flabsigguplidnabrigfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Run away if three mice approach from the north.

3. Worship no other gods but Flabsigguplidnabrigfed.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Hide if seven ducks approach from the west.