Begbasskop is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical meerkat.

Begbasskop created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Begbasskop, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Begbasskop, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Begbasskop's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Begbasskop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing magenta tights and balancing six aluminium spheres on your arms.