Gummotbonkvon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing clam.

Gummotbonkvon created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gummotbonkvon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gummotbonkvon, it will turn you into a worm.

Gummotbonkvon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gummotbonkvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.