Gabgodcit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, irritating hedgehog.

Gabgodcit created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabgodcit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gabgodcit, it will curse you with boils.

Gabgodcit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gabgodcit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabgodcit.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Always obey Gabgodcit's priests.

4. Gabgodcit loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not chop down trees.