Kikquagnat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, vain butterfly.

Kikquagnat created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikquagnat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kikquagnat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kikquagnat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kikquagnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect five lead sculptures of Kikquagnat on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near ducks while wearing black shorts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Kikquagnat loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kikquagnat on top of all buildings.