Guprowbonkipcumkingutduss is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive beaver.

Guprowbonkipcumkingutduss created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Guprowbonkipcumkingutduss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Guprowbonkipcumkingutduss, it will refuse to believe in you.

Guprowbonkipcumkingutduss' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Guprowbonkipcumkingutduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never paint your head magenta.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Guprowbonkipcumkingutduss on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.