Dinhinmot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak cow.

Dinhinmot created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinhinmot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dinhinmot, she will not care at all.

Dinhinmot's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dinhinmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Never eat green fruit.