Ontdamgidtofgetarfkik is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient chinchilla.

Ontdamgidtofgetarfkik created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontdamgidtofgetarfkik, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ontdamgidtofgetarfkik, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ontdamgidtofgetarfkik's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ontdamgidtofgetarfkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Hide if nine frogs approach from the north.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear white clothing.