Henzagpom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak faun.

Henzagpom created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henzagpom, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Henzagpom, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Henzagpom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Henzagpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about pigs.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.