Mifboprap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic troll.

Mifboprap created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mifboprap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mifboprap, he will turn you into a frog.

Mifboprap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mifboprap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Mifboprap on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Never mention turtles.