Larpcummap Listtailnur is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, cheerful goblin.

Larpcummap Listtailnur created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpcummap Listtailnur, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Larpcummap Listtailnur, it will turn you into a dog.

Larpcummap Listtailnur's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Larpcummap Listtailnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Never feed lots of onions to sharks while wearing cyan tights.