Zagjopbam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced owl.

Zagjopbam created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagjopbam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zagjopbam, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zagjopbam's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Zagjopbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always help badgers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Learn four new languages a year.