Jadpigman is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, blissful wyrm.

Jadpigman created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadpigman, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadpigman, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jadpigman's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Jadpigman's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed lentils to rats while wearing kilts.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never write about stars.