Farnyimbat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish octopus.

Farnyimbat created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnyimbat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Farnyimbat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Farnyimbat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Farnyimbat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Farnyimbat four times a day.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Do not hurt sheep.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.