Boploopven is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous toad.

Boploopven created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boploopven, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Boploopven, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Boploopven's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Boploopven's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing pink ear rings and balancing six silver spheres on your hands.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Run away if eight sheep approach from the south.