Hencadxem is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited cobra.

Hencadxem created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hencadxem, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hencadxem, it will ignore you.

Hencadxem's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hencadxem's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink alcohol.