Fodmisjad Stipfabfub is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humorless mongoose.

Fodmisjad Stipfabfub created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodmisjad Stipfabfub, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fodmisjad Stipfabfub, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fodmisjad Stipfabfub's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fodmisjad Stipfabfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must pray to Fodmisjad Stipfabfub four times a day.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about gravity.