Lankandob is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical hamster.

Lankandob created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lankandob, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lankandob, she will make you grow a tail.

Lankandob's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Lankandob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to porpoises while wearing scarves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always take life seriously.