Safwatpark is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional dog.

Safwatpark created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safwatpark, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Safwatpark, it will refuse to believe in you.

Safwatpark's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Safwatpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing gray hats and balancing six titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.