Stanyarpsab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, loving hedgehog.

Stanyarpsab created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Stanyarpsab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stanyarpsab, it will turn you into a slug.

Stanyarpsab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Stanyarpsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not keep nine sheep in a large pit.