Begnuthug is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane mole.

Begnuthug created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Begnuthug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Begnuthug, he will destroy your home solar system.

Begnuthug's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Begnuthug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Do not commit murder.