Dodmatpon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, happy bat.

Dodmatpon created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dodmatpon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodmatpon, she will turn you into a frog.

Dodmatpon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dodmatpon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three gulls approach from the north.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Never sprint in the presence of swans.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.