Loopgofboggon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, compassionate capybara.

Loopgofboggon created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopgofboggon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Loopgofboggon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Loopgofboggon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Loopgofboggon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink sharks for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about stars.