Stafkipgad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, confident goblin.

Stafkipgad created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Stafkipgad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stafkipgad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Stafkipgad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Stafkipgad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stafkipgad.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.