Baptargom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind mink.

Baptargom created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baptargom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Baptargom, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Baptargom's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Baptargom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing white ear rings and balancing four titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Never wear green skirts.

4. Hide if eight great tits approach from the north.

5. Do not jump in public.