Nabhubflap Hadpitbumartapp is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak lizard.

Nabhubflap Hadpitbumartapp created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabhubflap Hadpitbumartapp, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nabhubflap Hadpitbumartapp, it will destroy your favourite star.

Nabhubflap Hadpitbumartapp's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nabhubflap Hadpitbumartapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to mites while wearing turquoise skirts.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.