Bifkadbud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful penguin.

Bifkadbud created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifkadbud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bifkadbud, she will turn you into a dog.

Bifkadbud's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bifkadbud's Holy Commandments

1. Bifkadbud loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Do not make images of living things.