Nurtdobdibbessgidbus Dagdad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful mongoose.

Nurtdobdibbessgidbus Dagdad created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdobdibbessgidbus Dagdad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurtdobdibbessgidbus Dagdad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nurtdobdibbessgidbus Dagdad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nurtdobdibbessgidbus Dagdad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.