Carruttzed is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-knowing butterfly.

Carruttzed created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carruttzed, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Carruttzed, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Carruttzed's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Carruttzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Carruttzed on top of important buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carruttzed.

4. Put Carruttzed first in all things.

5. Never look at galaxies.