Kopxinfem is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying alligator.

Kopxinfem created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopxinfem, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kopxinfem, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Kopxinfem's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Kopxinfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back purple.

2. Worship no other gods but Kopxinfem.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Kopxinfem on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.