Yikbifbug Dagcidflab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, cheerful newt.

Yikbifbug Dagcidflab created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Yikbifbug Dagcidflab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yikbifbug Dagcidflab, he will turn you into a rock.

Yikbifbug Dagcidflab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Yikbifbug Dagcidflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yikbifbug Dagcidflab.