Jarnstragget is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, happy goat.

Jarnstragget created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnstragget, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jarnstragget, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jarnstragget's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Jarnstragget's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about nebulae.