Jambimwotstaf Sterbedlogbem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciless weasel.

Jambimwotstaf Sterbedlogbem created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Jambimwotstaf Sterbedlogbem, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jambimwotstaf Sterbedlogbem, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jambimwotstaf Sterbedlogbem's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jambimwotstaf Sterbedlogbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Jambimwotstaf Sterbedlogbem on top of important buildings.