Lunganbog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering crocodile.

Lunganbog created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunganbog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lunganbog, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lunganbog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Lunganbog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lunganbog.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.